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Because the course of true love never runs smoothly…

Sunday funnies

Perspective

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist asks, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explained, “I need it to poison my rotten husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy– I can’t give
you cyanide to kill your husband!  That’s against the law!  I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all hell will break loose. Absolutely not, you can’t have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into  her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You should have told me that you had a prescription.”

Six things I could do without

During the recent presidential campaigns, I listened closely to both major candidates but they never even touched on the issues that bother me.  Here’s a partial list of what I need to have changed to make world a better place.

1) Bills– I’m never glad to see them.  I know I wouldn’t miss them.  But, I can’t envision how I can eliminate them entirely.  Clearly, it’s a government job.

2) Moles–yes I’m sure they are doing worthy things for the garden’s ecological health.  But, the dog is convinced those mounds need to be investigated–you can imagine what her excavations look like.  There’s lots of garden chores without mole repair.

3) Changing clocks–what’s the point?  Days are still twenty four hours long.  The amount of sunshine in each day is the same no matter where we set our clocks.  So why do we have to disrupt our schedules twice a year?  Just pick a time and stick with it.

4) Rainy periods–at least those that last more than a week,  Rain is good.  I actually like puddles.  But, I need to mow and it’s not good to mow when the grass is wet.

5) Gravity–some gravity is beneficial.  I understand that concept.  But, as time takes its toll on the body I think slightly less gravity would be a very good idea.  Is NASA working on this?

6) Aging– what I really need is a good age retardant.  Good genes, good health, and smart life style choices are all well and good but clearly there’s more vital work to be done in this area.

So what issues would you like to your government to address?

Music Monday

Miranda Lambert’s Gunpowder and Lead–nothing to do with the current WIP, but I like it as the theme for a future project….

As one of my friends pointed out–the song is Miranda Lambert’s the video was a college project posted on U-tube by Ms. Corrine Smith. I think it’s more entertaining than the official video.